iampintsized:

edwardspoonhands:

tastefullyoffensive:

[collegehumor]

To the people who are always asking “WHEN ARE YOU AND KATHERINE GONNA MAKE A BABY!?”

I love that “your friend’s dog” is almost zero effort and almost as much fun as a dragon.

iampintsized:

edwardspoonhands:

tastefullyoffensive:

[collegehumor]

To the people who are always asking “WHEN ARE YOU AND KATHERINE GONNA MAKE A BABY!?”

I love that “your friend’s dog” is almost zero effort and almost as much fun as a dragon.

(via wilwheaton)

(Source: maudit, via retromama)

shoppedtattoos:

#JohnLennon 100% @michaelaul tattoos! Thanks man insane work 🙌

That’s awesome. I love John Lennon!

shoppedtattoos:

#JohnLennon 100% @michaelaul tattoos! Thanks man insane work 🙌

That’s awesome. I love John Lennon!

serenitynownownow:

Thanks, Skeletor!

serenitynownownow:

Thanks, Skeletor!


…the best worst pirate, actually.

cajunmama:

Sweetpea baby doll (by craftyanna)

cajunmama:

Sweetpea baby doll (by craftyanna)

Early Bird Special: Let me save you quite a bit of pinching and tell you that you are in fact awake, and that is in fact Tom Hanks doing a weather report dance with Chiquinquirá Delgado on the Univision morning show, ¡Despierta América!.
[deadline.]
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